May 16, 2019

How To Piss Off Your Teacher

By Caroline Hagood

1) Actually major in texting under the table. 2) Send rude emails about your grades. Bonus points for bringing your parents into it. 3) Send emails that begin with “yo,” […]

February 12, 2019

How To Be An Adjunct Professor

By Caroline Hagood

1. As you will most likely not have an office, it’s wise to learn now how to pitch a sturdy tent or erect a yurt. 2. It also helps to […]